Give us some McOden We love this! Greg Oden doesn't get asked for his ID on the evening of his birthday and feels hurt by it! He pulls out the Superbad ID anyway.... Hello my name is Benjamin "McOden" Buttons. We think Greg Oden is the coolest NBA dude around. His ESPN commercials about being a big guy pitch man are the best. Come to the barn man, we'll card you! (Click on image)

The Best World Series Story Wow folks.... The World Series was not as action packed as we had hoped for here at the barn. So, during episode 14, we went ahead and delivered to you the greatest baseball story ever told. One we know will go down in baseball folklore for the rest of time. We brought in our good friend Traboni from NY to tell the story live. You can tell this story at your nearest bar over a beer with friends. Oh... and order up some nuts to make it interesting! Batter up!

Throw Your balls Back Listen up people. We reported to you last summer about the cows at our barn working overtime sewing up synthetic baseballs to save their hide. The numbers are in and fans did not throw enough balls back onto the field from homers and fouls last season. MLB is ordering more balls than usual for this season.Pissed off the cows here at barn so they called in some heavyweights from the open pastures to pose for this message. Now damn it people... throw your balls back! These cows mean business. (click on image)

NBA to Come Man, our barn needs a little class company in this town for sports. We've got UNLV and that is great. But it is becoming apparent that the Maloof boys keep making a plug for getting the Sack Kings to be here full time. It makes a lot of sense to us. Hey commish! You ever been to Sacramento? It's as close to exile island that a team could ask for. Cut loose man, let the good times roll. (click on image)

You're Kidding Us Can you believe this crap? Who the hell gets tattoos of Pete Rose and Mickey Mantle on their body? These are the most disgusting toos we've ever seen! Mickey looks like he's auditioning for some monster show and Rose looks like he just got out of the closet. Wow.....this will keep the streets in the Bronx busy all season long lining up for these gems. (Click on image)

See What We Mean For those of you that have not heard the Stinky Nut Sack Story (episode 14) we need to prove that it is quite possibly the most truest and certainly the best damn baseball story you will ever hear. Visits to the ball parks will never be the same. Go to the archives man. Tune in and listen to the story of Chipper and Dipper from Nutley New Jersey. MLB investigation going on now!

Louisville or Bust! Word already got out about our move from Las Vegas to Louisville Kentucky. The fillies are lining the fences waiting for our arrival. We gotta tell you boys, these barn girls we have here are all very sweet, but nothin and we mean nothin compares to a filly line up like this.

Thumbs Up Guy Award Today's Thumbs Up Guy award goes to the whole damn Arizona Cardinals organization. They are defying odds on their march to a play at this years Super Bowl. We'd like to say we laid heavy play on them at the book, but that would be a lie. And Horsetradamus is still out to lunch on which way to go for Sunday's game. So, the best we can do right now is honor them with the Thumbs Up Guy award.

Twiggy Takes Another Title Sydney Australia: The Australian Open kicks off the tennis circuit this time every year. It's also the same week that they hold the World Squirrel Skiing Championships. While there will not a repeat winner at the open this year, Twiggy the Squirrel has now threepeated at the skiing championships. We love Twiggy here at the barn. We are trying desperately to land the interview with Twiggy before he heads out on the circuit.

No Meds Needed Hey, who needs meds when you can book an appointment with this husband and wife doctor team for your abdominal issues. They've got it all. A thriving practice and specific parking instructions for their patients to boot. My prescription read: Take two of us and call us in a week! (click on photo)

Taking Bets Horsetradamus prides himself on the record he has for picking sporting event outcomes. Heck, that is what the Pig Barn is all about. We got wind of this MeerKat down in Georgia who is trying to steal our thunder. Caught him on film placing this weeks bet on the superbowl. Little sellout! The dude with the clipboard is our plant. We got the little turd now. All animal bets go through the Pig Barn period!